My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him. "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate. you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exacly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me - "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through". I agreed. At 27, i have never touched a cigarette. I must say. I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.
The honest and legit way on how to ALMOST win a game in H1Z1. (AFTER UPDATE)!
1. Begin by launching up the game. You will probably be forced to restart the launcher a couple of times, but it has always been like that so don't worry.
2. After 35 restarts, press the SOLO button and wait 25 minutes to get into your game.
3. When finally inside the pre-game arena, make sure to scream as loud as you can and insult other players as much as possible. Perhaps let them know what size your weiner is?
4. You will then be entering the game. Unfortunately you will be stuck on the loading screen, so restart the game again. But once again, it's normal. Don't freak out.
5. When you finally get into the game after another hour of start up time, you will spawn without a parachute and fall to the ground. Happily you spawned next to a little camp and you found all the best loot. (No backpack, no helmet, T-shirts, golves and that ugly little pistol with the red ammo that no one uses.)
6. With your loot you will hide by the trees and act like you ARE the tree, until a little noob with an AR, 5 laminated armours and a sniper rifle, casually walk past you.
7. 2-tap him with your pistol and spam C to T-bag him.
8. With your new loot, kill 30 people and record it to later on let everybody on youtube know that your are better than StormenTV.
9. You are now starting to get sweaty and nervous because of the final 1v1 situation. Just as you are going to shoot your enemy with your sniper, you get a warning sign saying that your weapons will be locked due to bad internet connection.
10. Freak out, run out to your router and make sure that it's running fine.
11. After finding out that nothing was wrong with your internet, run back to your computer and take a look at your screen.
12. ** 2nd Place. 30 kills. **
13. Get T-Bagged by the player who killed you while he brags about how good he is and how he had sexual intercourse with your granny last night.
14. It should now be midnight, go to sleep. Repeat next day.
When I was 18 I was a stereotypical socially awkward nerd.
I had really sh i t luck with women and I was afraid of each and every girl I came across. I was a virgin as well. I had only kissed a couple girls, not much other than that to be honest. My best friend, Liam, always got women. He always told me that talking to girls was easy and not scary at all, just don't be a scared little dog and do it. I always wished I had his confidence. I asked for help to get a girlfriend/someone to fuck so I wouldn't be a virgin finally. He said he'd help me, I was so damn happy and scared at the same time.
So one day he decided to take me to a party he was going to. He was content on getting me laid finally. I was nervous asf. I had a few drinks and I saw a girl I thought was a solid 8/10. A little feral though. Liam saw me looking at her and laughed. I asked him what was funny and instead he pushed me into the same girl. I apologised and was freaking out. Liam came over and said "This here is my boy, he acts shy but he's a fucking god. Treat him right." and took off elsewhere. The girl giggled and told me her name was Olivia. Even thought my autism kicked in and I was a complete idiot we hit it off. A guy she knew came over and told her to come have a smoke with him. She said yes as he grabbed her hand and started walking off. She asked me if I smoked, I have never but I said yes anyway cause I wasn't letting this dog take her away from me. I inhaled my first cigarette and naturally I had a coughing fit. They laughed but it was all good. 1 year after that party I was dating Olivia. She took my virginity and we hit it off. I started smoking more often because why not, life was good. I loved her more than I will anything.
At least it was until Olivia dumped me.
Olivia cheated on me with Liam. Multiple times. The love of my life and my best mate.
I became immensly depressed and started chain smoking. At least a pack a day. I did this for a solid 7 months. One day I started to feel a pain whenever I took a deep breath. I shit myself.
I went to to doctor's to find out what was happening. I was so damn worried. My doctor said they'd call me with results after a short time.
After a week my doctor called me up with some results. I was freaking the fuck out at this point. He said I was all clear and lucky because my cells defended my body before cancer could take affect. I cried for 3 days out of relief.
I beat cancer.
Just for H1Z1 to give it back to me.
Personally I do enjoy this game and while this game certainly does have its ups and downs, I am not here to praise or criticize this game. I am here to offer a phenomenal 4 Cheese Ravioli recipe!
Here are the ingredients you will need!
Ravioli Dough: 2 cups all-purpose flour, 1 pinch salt, 1 teaspoon olive oil, 2 eggs, 1 1/2 tablespoons water.
Ravioli Filling: 1 (8 ounce) container ricotta cheese, 1 (4 ounce) package cream cheese, softened, 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese, 1/2 cup provolone cheese, shredded, 1 egg, 1 1/2 teaspoons dried parsley.
Pesto-Alfredo Cream Sauce: 2 tablespoons olive oil, 2 cloves garlic, crushed, 3 tablespoons prepared basil pesto sauce, 2 cups heavy cream, 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese, 1 (24 ounce) jar marinara sauce.
1. Mound the flour and salt together on a work surface and form a well. Beat the teaspoon of olive oil, 2 eggs, and water in a bowl. Pour half the egg mixture into the well. Begin mixing the egg with the flour with one hand; use your other hand to keep the flour mound steady. Add the remaining egg mixture and knead to form a dough.
2. Knead the dough until smooth, 8 to 10 minutes; add more flour if the dough is too sticky. Form the dough into a ball and wrap tightly with plastic. Refrigerate for 1 hour.
3. While the dough is resting, prepare the ravioli filling. Combine the ricotta cheese, cream cheese, mozzarella cheese, provolone cheese, egg, and parsley and mix well. Set the filling aside.
4. Heat 2 tablespoons of olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the crushed garlic and pesto sauce and cook for one minute. Pour in the heavy cream, raise the heat to high, and bring the sauce to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Add the Parmesan cheese and stir until the cheese melts. Remove the pan from the heat and keep warm.
5. Meanwhile, in a separate saucepan, warm the marinara sauce over medium-low heat.
6. Preheat an oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Beat the egg with the tablespoon of water to make the egg wash.
7. Roll out the pasta dough into thin sheets no thicker than a nickel. To assemble the ravioli, brush the egg wash over a sheet of pasta. Drop the filling mixture on the dough by teaspoonfuls about one inch apart. Cover the filling with the top sheet of pasta, pressing out the air from around each portion of filling. Press firmly around the filling to seal. Cut into individual ravioli with a knife or pizza cutter. Seal the edges.
8. Fill a large pot with lightly salted water and bring to a rolling boil over high heat. Stir in the ravioli, and return to a boil. Cook uncovered, stirring occasionally, until the ravioli float to the top and the filling is hot, 4 to 8 minutes. Drain well.
9. Grease a baking sheet. Place the cooked ravioli on the sheet pan and bake in the preheated oven until brown, about 4 minutes.
10. To serve the ravioli, divide them among four warmed serving bowls. Drizzle the marinara sauce over the ravioli and then top with the cream sauce.
1661.4 hrs. I know what i'm talking about.
Imagine you buy a nice dog (h1z1) for your birthday. You love this dog, you play with it almost every day, and the dog loves you back. After a few months you decide your current doghouse isn't big enough anymore to keep your dog in, so you buy an expensive, nicely painted doghouse (brand new pc) JUST to play with this dog. Another few months go by, and you start noticing all the things you don't like about your loyal companion anymore. His fur is all scruffy, his teeth are going yellow, and he barks at the first sign of another human being. You try to convince yourself your dog is changing, growing up. Little do you know every time you try to play with your dog it attacks you and starts growling at you. Every single week you notice different changes to your dog. He starts walking funny, his barks sound like guinnea pigs having coïtus and the once beautiful fur has all but vanished. You now try to play with a mean, broken, sorry ass excuse of a dog every single day in the last hope he may one day become the beautiful creature he once was. The dog which you once loved the shit out of is no more.
Today will always be remembered as the day the developers threw the towel in the ring and said "fuck it, we've squeezed every last possible cent out of this game, let's just screw it up one last time for good measure and let the game die."
===[ ❤ Audience: ]===
☑ Kids
☐Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players
===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===
☑ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece
===[ $ Price/quality: ]===
☑ Free
☐ Fair Price
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☑ Don't do it
===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☑ NASA computer
===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===
☑ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless
===[ ♬ Story] ===
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic
===[ § Bugs ]===
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
Do not purchase this game. Do not support unethical price gouging.
Step 1) Announce you are making a game that will be free!
Step 2) Release it as early access with tons of bugs for $20
Step 3) Release a new game mode to hold people over while you fix the bugs in the actual game
Step 4) Announce the game will NOT be free
Step 5) Split the main game and the secondary game mode into 2 seperate games and charge $20 for each!
Step 6) Profit
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him. "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate. you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exacly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me - "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through". I agreed. At 27, i have never touched a cigarette. I must say. I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.
The honest and legit way on how to ALMOST win a game in H1Z1. (AFTER UPDATE)!
1. Begin by launching up the game. You will probably be forced to restart the launcher a couple of times, but it has always been like that so don't worry.
2. After 35 restarts, press the SOLO button and wait 25 minutes to get into your game.
3. When finally inside the pre-game arena, make sure to scream as loud as you can and insult other players as much as possible. Perhaps let them know what size your weiner is?
4. You will then be entering the game. Unfortunately you will be stuck on the loading screen, so restart the game again. But once again, it's normal. Don't freak out.
5. When you finally get into the game after another hour of start up time, you will spawn without a parachute and fall to the ground. Happily you spawned next to a little camp and you found all the best loot. (No backpack, no helmet, T-shirts, golves and that ugly little pistol with the red ammo that no one uses.)
6. With your loot you will hide by the trees and act like you ARE the tree, until a little noob with an AR, 5 laminated armours and a sniper rifle, casually walk past you.
7. 2-tap him with your pistol and spam C to T-bag him.
8. With your new loot, kill 30 people and record it to later on let everybody on youtube know that your are better than StormenTV.
9. You are now starting to get sweaty and nervous because of the final 1v1 situation. Just as you are going to shoot your enemy with your sniper, you get a warning sign saying that your weapons will be locked due to bad internet connection.
10. Freak out, run out to your router and make sure that it's running fine.
11. After finding out that nothing was wrong with your internet, run back to your computer and take a look at your screen.
12. ** 2nd Place. 30 kills. **
13. Get T-Bagged by the player who killed you while he brags about how good he is and how he had sexual intercourse with your granny last night.
14. It should now be midnight, go to sleep. Repeat next day.
When I was 18 I was a stereotypical socially awkward nerd.
I had really sh i t luck with women and I was afraid of each and every girl I came across. I was a virgin as well. I had only kissed a couple girls, not much other than that to be honest. My best friend, Liam, always got women. He always told me that talking to girls was easy and not scary at all, just don't be a scared little dog and do it. I always wished I had his confidence. I asked for help to get a girlfriend/someone to fuck so I wouldn't be a virgin finally. He said he'd help me, I was so damn happy and scared at the same time.
So one day he decided to take me to a party he was going to. He was content on getting me laid finally. I was nervous asf. I had a few drinks and I saw a girl I thought was a solid 8/10. A little feral though. Liam saw me looking at her and laughed. I asked him what was funny and instead he pushed me into the same girl. I apologised and was freaking out. Liam came over and said "This here is my boy, he acts shy but he's a fucking god. Treat him right." and took off elsewhere. The girl giggled and told me her name was Olivia. Even thought my autism kicked in and I was a complete idiot we hit it off. A guy she knew came over and told her to come have a smoke with him. She said yes as he grabbed her hand and started walking off. She asked me if I smoked, I have never but I said yes anyway cause I wasn't letting this dog take her away from me. I inhaled my first cigarette and naturally I had a coughing fit. They laughed but it was all good. 1 year after that party I was dating Olivia. She took my virginity and we hit it off. I started smoking more often because why not, life was good. I loved her more than I will anything.
At least it was until Olivia dumped me.
Olivia cheated on me with Liam. Multiple times. The love of my life and my best mate.
I became immensly depressed and started chain smoking. At least a pack a day. I did this for a solid 7 months. One day I started to feel a pain whenever I took a deep breath. I shit myself.
I went to to doctor's to find out what was happening. I was so damn worried. My doctor said they'd call me with results after a short time.
After a week my doctor called me up with some results. I was freaking the fuck out at this point. He said I was all clear and lucky because my cells defended my body before cancer could take affect. I cried for 3 days out of relief.
I beat cancer.
Just for H1Z1 to give it back to me.
Personally I do enjoy this game and while this game certainly does have its ups and downs, I am not here to praise or criticize this game. I am here to offer a phenomenal 4 Cheese Ravioli recipe!
Here are the ingredients you will need!
Ravioli Dough: 2 cups all-purpose flour, 1 pinch salt, 1 teaspoon olive oil, 2 eggs, 1 1/2 tablespoons water.
Ravioli Filling: 1 (8 ounce) container ricotta cheese, 1 (4 ounce) package cream cheese, softened, 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese, 1/2 cup provolone cheese, shredded, 1 egg, 1 1/2 teaspoons dried parsley.
Pesto-Alfredo Cream Sauce: 2 tablespoons olive oil, 2 cloves garlic, crushed, 3 tablespoons prepared basil pesto sauce, 2 cups heavy cream, 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese, 1 (24 ounce) jar marinara sauce.
1. Mound the flour and salt together on a work surface and form a well. Beat the teaspoon of olive oil, 2 eggs, and water in a bowl. Pour half the egg mixture into the well. Begin mixing the egg with the flour with one hand; use your other hand to keep the flour mound steady. Add the remaining egg mixture and knead to form a dough.
2. Knead the dough until smooth, 8 to 10 minutes; add more flour if the dough is too sticky. Form the dough into a ball and wrap tightly with plastic. Refrigerate for 1 hour.
3. While the dough is resting, prepare the ravioli filling. Combine the ricotta cheese, cream cheese, mozzarella cheese, provolone cheese, egg, and parsley and mix well. Set the filling aside.
4. Heat 2 tablespoons of olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the crushed garlic and pesto sauce and cook for one minute. Pour in the heavy cream, raise the heat to high, and bring the sauce to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Add the Parmesan cheese and stir until the cheese melts. Remove the pan from the heat and keep warm.
5. Meanwhile, in a separate saucepan, warm the marinara sauce over medium-low heat.
6. Preheat an oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Beat the egg with the tablespoon of water to make the egg wash.
7. Roll out the pasta dough into thin sheets no thicker than a nickel. To assemble the ravioli, brush the egg wash over a sheet of pasta. Drop the filling mixture on the dough by teaspoonfuls about one inch apart. Cover the filling with the top sheet of pasta, pressing out the air from around each portion of filling. Press firmly around the filling to seal. Cut into individual ravioli with a knife or pizza cutter. Seal the edges.
8. Fill a large pot with lightly salted water and bring to a rolling boil over high heat. Stir in the ravioli, and return to a boil. Cook uncovered, stirring occasionally, until the ravioli float to the top and the filling is hot, 4 to 8 minutes. Drain well.
9. Grease a baking sheet. Place the cooked ravioli on the sheet pan and bake in the preheated oven until brown, about 4 minutes.
10. To serve the ravioli, divide them among four warmed serving bowls. Drizzle the marinara sauce over the ravioli and then top with the cream sauce.
1661.4 hrs. I know what i'm talking about.
Imagine you buy a nice dog (h1z1) for your birthday. You love this dog, you play with it almost every day, and the dog loves you back. After a few months you decide your current doghouse isn't big enough anymore to keep your dog in, so you buy an expensive, nicely painted doghouse (brand new pc) JUST to play with this dog. Another few months go by, and you start noticing all the things you don't like about your loyal companion anymore. His fur is all scruffy, his teeth are going yellow, and he barks at the first sign of another human being. You try to convince yourself your dog is changing, growing up. Little do you know every time you try to play with your dog it attacks you and starts growling at you. Every single week you notice different changes to your dog. He starts walking funny, his barks sound like guinnea pigs having coïtus and the once beautiful fur has all but vanished. You now try to play with a mean, broken, sorry ass excuse of a dog every single day in the last hope he may one day become the beautiful creature he once was. The dog which you once loved the shit out of is no more.
Today will always be remembered as the day the developers threw the towel in the ring and said "fuck it, we've squeezed every last possible cent out of this game, let's just screw it up one last time for good measure and let the game die."
===[ ❤ Audience: ]===
☑ Kids
☐Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players
===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===
☑ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece
===[ $ Price/quality: ]===
☑ Free
☐ Fair Price
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☑ Don't do it
===[ ☣ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☑ NASA computer
===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===
☑ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☐ Endless
===[ ♬ Story] ===
☐ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic
===[ § Bugs ]===
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
Do not purchase this game. Do not support unethical price gouging.
Step 1) Announce you are making a game that will be free!
Step 2) Release it as early access with tons of bugs for $20
Step 3) Release a new game mode to hold people over while you fix the bugs in the actual game
Step 4) Announce the game will NOT be free
Step 5) Split the main game and the secondary game mode into 2 seperate games and charge $20 for each!
Step 6) Profit
