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>Joined Server name "Company BIyat" >All Russians >Tried not to speak so they don't know I'm not Russian >A lot of "davai" and "cyk4" >Admin called my name >Panic >He said some crazy long Russian sentences >Replied with "Da" >Got away with it >Later on a player approached me >Whispered quietly in local voice >"Hey, i don't know Russian too" >Instantly became friends
427 votes funny
>Joined Server name "Company BIyat" >All Russians >Tried not to speak so they don't know I'm not Russian >A lot of "davai" and "cyk4" >Admin called my name >Panic >He said some crazy long Russian sentences >Replied with "Da" >Got away with it >Later on a player approached me >Whispered quietly in local voice >"Hey, i don't know Russian too" >Instantly became friends
427 votes funny
This is the most ArmA ArmA of all time. The hit you get when the game works right is stronger than ever, and it has never been harder to get that hit. In nearly 10 hours, I experienced a solid 15-20 minutes of the best tactical shooter I'd ever played, and over 9 hours of kitting up, driving to the objective, and then having my game crash or randomly get disconnected. 10/10.
397 votes funny
You can flush toilets. 10/10
384 votes funny
The Arma Reforger experience. Spawn into server at the arsenal to seeing 20 players in tighty whities, combat boots and helmets, one deep throating his mic screaming like a howler monkey, another blabbing about OSHA violations, one repeating over and over "I smell like beef" while tossing grenades right into the spawn area killing each other. Die. Spawn again. Die. Spawn again. Die. Spawn again and try to run away. Get mowed down by another guy in tighty whities screaming "squeal like a piggy boy REEEE REEEE" Spawn. Die. Spawn at a different spawn point. Start running across the map to actually find serious players. Hear a Humvee coming so dive into the ditch. Humvee goes screaming by, one guy blaring bagpipes while the others are screaming at each other. Cool, they didnt see me. Hear the humvee again, it ramps over the road into the ditch im in and pumps me full of 50 cal rounds while the driver runs over my body. Spawn and start footing it across the map again. Hear another vehicle coming, go to dive for cover but its a friendly. He slams on the brakes reversing at full speed honking almost running me over. Gives me a ride. Relieved to finally have a ride. Guy seems nice. And hes wearing a uniform. The crunch of chips in the background of his mic doesnt put me at ease. Hes driving while looking at the map while eating his chips and blabbing about point Nebraska. I tell him to watch the road. He still looks at the map. We go off the road at full speed and fuse with a tree at the molecular level. Car explodes. *nose sigh complete with brow pinch* Spawn at a different spawn point. Finally find a group of guys who are serious and just want to play the game. We complain about team killers and the influx of Xbox winners of the genetic lottery who are spoiling the servers now. Helicopter comes in to land to pick us up. We all get in relieved that were finally gonna actually play the game. A team member yet again in tighty whities comes out of the bushes with a rocket launcher and yells "YOU BOYS LIKE MEHEEKO!?" and blows our helicopter up. Alt F4. 11/10.
365 votes funny
The main objective in this game is to send crash reports to Bohemia Interactive.
350 votes funny
You can run around naked with an M60 Please add steam workshop. ingame workshop is really bad.
305 votes funny
i liked it so much i refunded
233 votes funny
The main objective in this game is to send crash reports to Bohemia Interactive.
224 votes funny
15 years old, playing Operation Flashpoint on my crappy Celeron PC with no dedicated GPU, the game ran poorly, but it made sense. 23 years old, playing ARMA 2 on my mid-range HD4870 equipped PC, game runs poorly but I guess it's doing more and it looks better. 28 years old, playing ARMA 3 on my top of the line GTX780. Game runs poorly, but hey, it's ARMA3 and it's amazing 39 years old, still playing ARMA 3, this time on a RTX4080 + 9800X3D. Game still runs poorly. Hmm. Almost 40, bought ARMA Reforger, RTX4080 + 9800X3D. Still runs like shit. Some things aren't bound to change in my life time. The performance of Bohemia Interactive games is one of them.
161 votes funny
The people who understand what "Early access" means: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
160 votes funny
In 40 hours of gameplay the most important thing ive learned is if you get in a vehicle with teammates there is a 75% chance you will die in a violent car crash way before you get to the enemy base. 10/10 would be ejected thru the windshield at 60mph again
154 votes funny
After 100 hours of pure gameplay, the biggest lesson I've learned is this: If you hop into a vehicle with your teammates(mostly randoms and open roof cars), if this conditions are met, there's a solid 70% chance that you're going to die in a violent car crash before you reach your destination point >:)
129 votes funny
good game, nice game, trust me i know games, and i know people who know games and we all say, we say hey. we know games and this game is gaming. trust me, im a doctor.
120 votes funny
I found a very strange, in my opinion, statistics on the Arma Reforger, it says that 52 percent of Arma players are females, maybe I don’t know something? Have you ever met an Arma female player's in a game? I'm not asking for her or their nickname, just asking for a fact. Maybe I’m the only one who, since 2001 and the release of Operation Flashpoint, has not met a player female on any of the servers? The game is great of course.
117 votes funny
i liv in ukrain , sound design very gud , someone shot rpg and it wasn t in game.
109 votes funny
I shot a surrendering commie
109 votes funny
nobody is going to see this anyway
109 votes funny
If you check steamdb, you will see that the developers increased the price right before both holiday sales, so holiday pricing was actually just what the game was usually sold for. Dishonest practice.
102 votes funny
Arma Refunder*
80 votes funny
A short ARMA story: - Got knocked unconscious - Came to and found myself being looted by the enemy. - Pulled the pin on my grenade - Wished the enemy well over mic (colourfully) - Exploded taking him with me (Victory or Valhalla) 10/10.
76 votes funny
1 spawn in as US 2 kill soviet 3 take soviet uniform 4 take soviet radio 5 listen to soviet comms and tell your team whats happening 6 go to the soviets current location 7̵̛̜̠͔̳͓̙̓̉̏͂̈́̓ͅ walk into their location and listen to the voices 8̷̛̰̲̙̗̝̱͉̰̖͔͇̻̒͆͛͆́̆̐͛̑̿̓̐͋̍̅͛̓̔͌͐̔́͘̚͝͠͝ͅ betray 9̵̡̛̛̛͖̺͓̙̬̭̳̠̟̯̜̗̪̤̯̩͉̦̦̣̤̲̗͇͖̺͕̞̖̮̯̣̱̦̥̩͖̙̼͑̅̂̅͛̓̆̂̇̿̀̍̊̆̈́̿̌͋̅̈̽͛̏̌͆͆̋̄͐̄́̍͗̆̍̀͆̃̌̌̅͑̏̋̍̇͆̋̊̚̕̚͘͜͠͝ kill 1̷̧̡̛̳̲̝̥̖̮̻̱̫͔̗̼̲͔̺͖̭̠̠̩̳̖̹͇͖͔̰̰͓̘͍͕͙̞̙̺̦̫͉̥̆̎͋̓͆̏͂͑̀̊̇̈͐͗̾̂̈́̉̄̃̑̋̀̒̏̈́̏́̈́̉̿͗́̊̄͒̄͌̉̈͆͗̎͛͊͆̐̚̕̕͘̚̚͜͜͝͝0̷̢̺̘̥̟͓̦̥̗̦̏̕ murder and steal
76 votes funny
arma refrigerator is one of the better milsim games that i have ever played. i always get sooooooo many kills in this game. its always on people that wear the same uniform as me, but hey, a kill is a kill.
72 votes funny
Dont charge money for your tech demos
69 votes funny
you can drive a truck
68 votes funny
As a wise man once said... "Those people we just drove past, were they Russian?"
67 votes funny

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