Lord gaben xD xD LOL VAC, enjoy your VACation this game is so awz, half 3 confirmed ?

I have achieved the greatest milestone in all of Ricochet. Unlike other players who have only experienced the glory of Ricochet for 5 minutes of their unproductive waste of lives, I have achieved the euphoric life changing exception to human flaws known as Ricochet for more than 1,200 hours. Ricochet has brought me many gifts, and one of those gifts granted to me is my burned retinas, allowing a new way of peering into this world, for example, you filthy subspecies can look at something and see smooth seams and vertices, but to me, every defined corner has a distinct glow illuminating even the darkest of voids with the same semblance of a low polygonal object. The people around me are no longer just people to me, for every person I see is just a target waiting for the sweet release of a flung Laserdisc to decapitate them, breaking them from their meager existence that have been ignorant to the touch formed by the greatest thing our Creator Lord Gaben has granted to us. You see, Half-Life was put on this Earth to distract the people of the Steam Civilization, which was built in his image to hide the true gift in plain sight. You may ask for some merit for such a preposterous statement, if you can take the time and listen to my story you too will be enlightened by the masterpiece: Ricochet. Once I reached 1,200 hours, all servers seemingly went down to reveal only one remaining, the name of this server only contained one letter: G, even though such a queer disruption of my playtime was ensuing, I was blinded by the addictive desire to play Ricochet to pay any attention. It was password protected, but it didn't stop me from trying to breach into the glorious arena, I tried a series of standard passwords such as: Valve, Steam, Ricochet, etc. After a great many attempts, I sat back and thought hard on some clues, the maker of all the things I've dedicated my life to is Lord Gaben, and the server name is just “G”, it all made sense. The password must be: “Gabe Newell is GOD”... I was correct, how could I be so arrogant and stupid, it was so obvious and everybody knows God and Gaben are synonymous. My router began beaming my request into the entangled web and it shot back connecting me to the server, there, I sat in the goldsource downloading menu which displayed various things that were in a language beyond human comprehension. Once the seemingly endless amount of time I sat there came to an end and I was in the server, my player spawned facing my opponent. The timer rang loud while the anticipation for a glorious fight grew, the same old countdown vibrations that were hitting my ears ended and the game began. The other player, which possessed the absence of a player name, began his launch forwards my platform, though he was quick witted hopping from platform to platform with an ease and finesse, my raw aim and skill carried me through the entire skirmish. The points stacked up and time seemed to fade away, my mind was of nothing besides the match. Laserdisc after laserdisc, my arms grew tired, my stomach ached for more snacks, my eyes burned bright red like gems, all biological interfaces stability were now corrupting, but my soul was now even more infused with the game. My opponent no longer seemed like a stranger, I began to know him better than even myself, his play style grew into appearance and his strategical follies were now unearthed allowing me to achieve the first 1,000 points and the victory I strained myself for. The host timescale froze, and our characters were now stuck in a dimension absent of change, this broke my flow state and allowed me to tear my eyes away from the luminessence to just stare off into my dark room. This was a good chance to reflect on the event which had taken place just seconds ago. I knew I just finished an accomplishment, but, an accomplishment of what? It just didn’t make sense, why would something like that even happen? Is this real? Or am I in a dream? Before I could ponder my mind into its own world, a barrage of steam notifications came flying to my account, it was from the man I had just faced, his message read as so: “come look outside,” before I could even finish the message I heard a revving of a powerful engine drawing me from my shitty office chair. There he was… Gaben standing in front of his 2014 Porsche Cayman packed with a 911s engine. I was ecstatic and ran down to greet him, but before I could speak he put his hand up and spoke… “Quiet, I know what you’re thinking, lets just go and all your questions will fade away, like shit games in Greenlight.” We hopped in Gaben’s 2014 Porsche Cayman, packed with a 911s engine, and zoomed off to Valve Headquarters. I’m not much of a talker, and I didn’t get any more talkative sitting next to my all time hero and man whom is richer than both Oprah and The Don, but I could tell he wasn’t much of a talker himself as we only spoke once, which was only about his car. He went into great detail about it, especially about his cars mods which he emphasized that they were “paid mods, just how they should be!” After a couple hours passed and the smoothness of the car ride which brought me a nice nap ended, we were at the doors of Valve’s new office. I busted through the doors and was overwhelmed by all the memorabilia that poured into my senses like a nice big glass of Ruby Red Squirt. Gaben, watched me prance corner to corner in excitement from the entrance, giving a Jolly laugh reminiscent of old Saint Nic (and its rumored they are actually cut from the same bloodline); we spent all day with each other playing Source games and just chatting it up on the latest games, I really got to know the guy on a personal level which was really nice, but we knew this was just an entree to the main meal, a meal of something which was about to shock the gaming world forever. Gaben led me to the janitors closet, that seemed rank until he pulled a secret lever disguised as a stale box of cheez-its, that opened to a lair full of hundreds of programmers and other various game designers, we walked through the legions of workers to Gaben’s Throne. From there he sat high and mighty, drawing the utmost power from it, his voice boomed across the dark den of nerd stench congratulating me on my skill… “YOU! Are the chosen one, the messiah, the man which will bring news that will change the landscape of gaming as we know it!” A giant projector dropped down from the ceiling and started beaming what would become everything my life was building up for. Valve’s logo blared with its eardrum piercing music, which melted in with the rest of the cacophony that displayed a timeline of Valve and its image before fading away to a new title, the title formed from all the signature intellectual properties Valve owns to read word for word one at a time: “Counter. Strike. Global. Trade.” And before me was a new Counter Strike game where you cant kill people or do any of the other classic things you would do in a Counter Strike game, as the game was just a fucking excel like spreadsheet meant for trading virtual fucking skins. I notice Gaben in the corner of my eye with his face making the signature look of “oh yeahhh! Check it ouuut! Ya like it?” Not amused one bit, Gaben’s chosen Messiah walked out of Valve’s Headquarters and hopped into the nearest Uber to shuttle his ass to the nearest state that has Assisted Suicide legalized. And while filling out my form I put the disease that was killing me was: Crippling disappointment. So yeah, I rate Ricochet a 1/10 because its entire purpose from the beginning was to promote a skin trading game. Goodbye world, this is the last thing I write as the doctor just came in with the lethal injection.

So many people is waiting for half life 3 im waiting for ricochet 2. -IGN: 10/10

there's 1 map and you can throw discs 10/10

このゲームは地獄のように空です

Hello I'm Rato and this is my favorite game on the PC-market. I've been playing this game very much and hope I'll be soon invited to Ninjas in Pyjamas Ricochet team. See you at next majors!

Search for a server-simulator 2014 11/10 IGN

When my wife left me and took full custody of all 26 of my Irish children, I almost lost it. I became suicidal, cutting deep into my wrists and wishing the emotional turmoil would end. I opened up my computer and planned to have one last good time before I ended my pain-stricken and worthless life. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a notification popped up on my desktop, a steam gift, I could only wonder what it was. I finally used my last essence of courage and wonder I had left in my battered and bruised body to open it. Ricochet emerged on my screen. ♥♥♥♥ it, I might as well have some fun on my last day of measly existence. I downloaded and opened the game. A flash of colour, the amazing soundtrack, enjoyment. I came to the epiphany that it had not been a worthless journey. I had rediscovered Jesus. No not Jesus, one who is greater than he, the legendary Gaben. I played it for hours on end. Win after Win. My wife came to her senses and realised the sexy alpha male she was missing out on. She came home, all my children in her hands. 'I miss you' she cried. 'Eat a shit Bethany, I have Ricochet now'. I slammed the door in that bitches face. I could hear her wail into the cold night air, her cries piercing the air like a gunshot in an enclosed room. She got in the stupid, run down car that she drove, pilling the disgusting fruit of my loins into it. Good, I hope that she died. I returned to my computer to see a notification, Ricochet. I opened it and it was a direct message with a picture attachment, a fully naked Gaben in a silk curtain stared into the camera. The captioning was, 'Hey sexy, if you really love me, you'll put your♥♥♥♥♥♥in the usb drive, see you soon, x', at first, I was repulsed and confused, but it occurred to me, this was the will of the aforementioned higher power. Of Gaben the Great himself. Without further hesitation, I did as I was instructed, it hurt, but it was a required evil. I became sucked into the machine, Dick first, and arrived in the map 'rc_deathmatch2', and saw a lone figure crouched on the ground, after closer inspection, I realised they were just short. I walked over and saw the familiar angelic face, and glasses, I saw the sly grin spread across his face, he took a step toward me. ' Hey man, you want some skins', he said sexily. I ran and embraced him, lifting him off the ground. 'I love you, Gaben', 'I love you too', We stepped off the path and hopped in the Legendary Kart, one seat. Only one/ 'Where am I supposed to sit?' I whined. 'Oh, about that, you can just sit on daddy's lap' he winked. I sat down and felt his raging erection touch the tip of my dick We sped off into the sunset, into a life of wonder and romance. Fin.

this game made my wife cheat on me

@E3 2015 Gaben comes out Heavy breathing intensifies He says a new game is coming out He says it will be a great new game He announces... RICOCHET 2

There is literally one server with 2 people playing on it. 10/10

Lifesaving. It all started in the summer of 2000. The sun was shimmering on the chairs of our concerto stage when I, Sanjay, began to get aroused by our head advisor. Kathline. She was 5'2" and 220 pounds with a fantastic body for someone like me. This happened during the begining of my journey through puberty and I detected a sudden flow of blood to my pelvic region. To my surprise, my penis was erect. I had read that the only way to rid of the stiffness was to cleanse yourself of the white, creamy, fluid inside. I slowly slipped my weiner out of my pants and began to insert it into the opening of my saxophone. Realizing that my penis did not yet have the gurth to be pleased by the large opening at the end of a saxophone, I walked over to Johnathan and grabbed his oboe. The choir began to reprimand me and tried to take the oboe from me, but I didn't give up. I forcefully thrusted my penis into the butt of the instrument when, all of a sudden, a magical liquid spewed onto Kathline, my true love. They all laughed at me, yelling at me never to come back. I hoped the worst was over when school started in September but the stories of "Sanjay Semen Squirter" reached my school in no time, and I was tormented endlessly. Day to day people would mock me and hold their instruments near their pelvis. Months later, the date November 1st, I was walking home from school when a car approached me with what looked to be a model of me on top. After playing a recording of what sounded like a prepubescent child having an orgasm my "model" squirted out some mayo all over the ground. I was done with my life, ready to give it all up, but then something glorious happened. I spotted a new entry onto the steam store with a game called "Ricochet". I decided to give this game a try before I cut my life short. But once I started this glorious creation I couldn't stop. It made me realize that no one could mock me enough to force me to miss out on the greatest game in history. The philosophical value behind this game is much greater than what the creators could have possible imagined. I thank you and hope for everyone to try this game.

Pfft.. noobs around, with less than 1 hour of gameplay, recommending Ricochet... IT'S A TRAP!

The hardest part of the game is trying to find a server that isn't empty.

>tries to play >tries to play game with bots >bots aren't avialiable in ricochet >tries to join online gmae >every server has 0 players and most of them are named your mama great game

my wife left me

If you loved games like Mario, Halo, Minecraft, Skyrim, and the GTA franchise, then this IS the game for you. Ricochet is masterpiece that excels in everything that it has to offer like, Great shooting mechanics, an in depth world to explore, awesome unlockable characters, a flawless ai system, over 100 unlockable weapons, an unforgettable, heartbreaking storyline, and graphics that will bring any gaming pc to its knees. Ricochet is a competitive MMO sandbox rpg platformer shooter game. The community is an awesome place to hang out with other fellow Ricochet gamers. All of the post are, funny, and relate to the game. Every morning I can't wait to get on Ricochet to see new quests that I can complete. The game is also great for kids, and adults of all ages, ricochet teaches you about engineering, physics, real world economy, math, and pet sitting. PROS - Awesome story - Great community - Realistic Graphics - Great for the kids - Teaches how to throw frisbees - Cheap price of $73 - CONS -insanely addictive In conclusion Ricochet is probably the best game since Half life 2, I recommend you buy it today.

I've waited 100 hours for someone to join a server. 11/10 would wait again.

Ricochet, one of the best games on steam.

Before I go any further I would just like to say there is a tl;dr at the bottom of this review So I'd like to start by saying that I love this game, and its core gameplay is good enough to look past its few flaws. This game is a mod of the original half-life that came out in 2000, however because of its thriving community and plethora of mods, its age has only really now begun to show. It places you in a future alternate universe where the entirety of existence depends on your ability to partake in the activity of “Duel to the Death Space Frisbee” or DDSF for short. Below I've made a table to outline all the various elements of the game with a rating at the end.

Concept	Description	Rating out of 10
Story	The story of Ricochet is a deep and complex one. You are placed in a totally new world, where it only seems as if people are interested in this sport "Space Frisbee". You are never told anything about your character, except that they are a Space Frisbee player. That being said though, your character is made to be disposable, and when your character dies, it's over. You are placed in the shoes of a new person, who wears the same clothing as you, and sounds the same as you, and often shares the same fate as you. It's a highly critical commentary on today’s culture, where it seems as if people are losing their lives to something arbitrary, almost a sport, for no real distinguishable reason. It makes the player contemplate what they are doing with their lives, and whether it is meaningful or not. I won't spoil the rest of the story for you, but all I can say is that you should look forward to epic conspiracies, insane bosses, and one of the most exciting and fulfilling endings in all of video games.	10
Gameplay	Now, Ricochet is truly one of this games that you can describe as "easy to learn, difficult to master". Its gameplay seems simple at first, as it begins with "throw disc and hit object" but as you progress you find more ways to play the game using its initial mechanics. First you're introduced with obstacles that your discs bounce off of, allowing you to start having your discs ricochet. The obstacles then change in complexity and usefulness, as near the later parts of the game, you even start to avoid them as they can be very deadly. There are different power-ups for your discs that change the way you use them, which gives a greater feeling of accomplishment when you figure out how to use one of the power-ups to its fullest affect. Ricochet’s gameplay respects player intelligence by giving you many different ways to play. The depth of the mechanics have been compared to dwarf fortress, and although I wouldn't go that far I can certainly see players sinking thousands of hours into this game trying to really figure everything out for themselves.	10
Graphics	There isn't too much to say here. For a game that came out 14 (now nearly 15) years ago, it looks quite good. When in came out it was among the best looking games to date, and remained that way until about 2005. Despite looking a bit aged its color and stylistic focus make it easy and pleasant on the eyes, while still allowing for good atmosphere.	8
Multiplayer	I'll just start out by say the multiplayer is AMAZING. It captures the cinematic and atmospheric feel of the single player, while allowing player interaction in a diverse open world. You're allowed to find various "Arenas" in which you may do battle with your friends to see who's the best at DDSF. With a booming community, and an incredible amount of modded servers you can easily find yourself playing this multiplayer for hours on end. Even though it's been 14 years, because of its very in-depth gameplay and large community, the Ricochet multiplayer is still one of the best you can find on this platform.	10

All in all, I'd give this game a 10/10. Everything about it is amazing and enjoyable, from its single player, multi-player, stunning visuals, in-depth gameplay, and did I mention its kickin' soundtrack? Well it's amazing. Seriously, if you don't have this game, you need to fix that right now. TL;DR In my opinion one of the best games valve has ever made, I highly recommend this game.

This game killed my family

Best part of this game is finding someone else. Its a weird feeling. Like when Nemo found his dad.

Pros: Great community Cons: Cant find the community

glorious Ricochet master race -+60fps -4k -Steam -Mouse Accuracy -Ultra Settings -Mods -Multimonitor

I've never felt so lonely in my life, this game gives you real emotions. 10/10

i dont think this game is very good guys i think valve mightve let us down