A highly realistic game. Spawned as a half naked man in the starting dungeon. Want to get the tutorial over with as soon as possible, so I rush through it and don't open any chests . Five minutes later I get to the first city as a half naked man without any clothes. Other players stop to look at me. They shake their roleplaying heads. They throw money at me. "Buy some clothes!". I start dancing. They throw more money at me. More roleplaying fanatics come over. They clap for me. I continue dancing. Even more money is being thrown. I am Lockmort, naked beggar master of dance, just like in real life. 11/10.
A highly realistic game. Spawned as a half naked man in the starting dungeon. Want to get the tutorial over with as soon as possible, so I rush through it and don't open any chests . Five minutes later I get to the first city as a half naked man without any clothes. Other players stop to look at me. They shake their roleplaying heads. They throw money at me. "Buy some clothes!". I start dancing. They throw more money at me. More roleplaying fanatics come over. They clap for me. I continue dancing. Even more money is being thrown. I am Lockmort, naked beggar master of dance, just like in real life. 11/10.
I must've bought The Elder Scrolls Online: Gamestop Edition by accident because the merchants in this game will buy your weapons for like 10 gold each even if they're selling the same weapon for over 500 gold.
-A girl asks me to talk to her dead boyfriend ghost
-The ghost boyfriend tells me that he never loved her
-I tell her the truth
-She runs away
-A few minutes later I found her ghost crying
10/10 Best game ever
1. Lock-picked a house
2. NPC complained of trespassing
3. Saw a Khajit assassinate said NPC
4. Khajit: "You just witnessed a murder. You saw nothing."
10/10 would witness murder again.
> Buys game
> Is hype
> //Download
> Waits
> Makes breakfast
> Watches TV
> Potty break
> Finishes a novel
> Makes lunch
> Donates blood
> Lays on floor
> Pets fluffy cat
> Goes to work
> Work gets robbed
> Is shocked
> Gets off of work at midnight
> Stops at gas station to buy chocolate milk
> Drinks chocolate milk
> Comes home
> Eats sandwich
> Pajama time
> Goes to bed
> Dreams of unicorns
> Wakes up at noon
> Gets a snack
> Checks computer
> Ready to Launch in Approximately: 1000 hours and 6 minutes
escaped an inter-dimensional prison
spawn at town
see a chiken
kill the chiken
city guard arrest me
he asked me to pay 17 gold
i didn't have enough gold to pay
sentenced to death
10/10 would recommend
Made an Argonian
Named him Harry
You're a lizard Harry.
Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage.
You're a wizard lizard Harry.
Attacked an guard in cold blood.
"You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard"
It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"
10/10
I decided to refresh my review of ESO after a few more hours of game time. One thing I will add is I've NEVER reached max level or even come close (highest character is 22, lol). 200 hours and only level 22? Well I have several characters at 22, but I have so much fun in this game doing other stuff that I tend to neglect my leveling. The main setback is Role-playing. Ive deleted so many characters, and made so many characters just for role-playing. Ive never enjoyed Role-playing until I tried it in ESO. The community has been great for me, so many friendly, interesting, and odd people and characters in this game. In all the MMOs ive played it was a race to the top for me, I'd try to take things slow, enjoy the lore, learn of the world, but I always got bored. But in ESO I have so much fun playing the game that I have never really cared about my level (though lately I've been interested in PVP and plan on finally leveling a class, any suggestions?). In the MMO market, almost all MMOs are about the late game, yet I've managed to have tons of fun in ESO's early game. From quests to RP to community events. I've managed to put in over 200 hours.
Is it the best MMO? That's subjective, none of my RL friends like that game. But I do, and for those people that just want a fun game, I can recommend ESO.
Pardon my English. It's my native language. Americans, amirite?
Oh, Zeni, Could we get a class that doesnt have so many magical effects? I'd love to be a "magicless" warrior! (yes i know of stam builds but there is always that class ability you just cant pass up)
--- Outdated Review ---
Makes character
Starts Questing
Stops Questing and runs around the world
Gets slaughtered by 3 werewolves in Cyrodil.
Keeps exploring
Lickpicks a simple chest
decides to quest again
hits lvl 14
looks at clock
HOLY ****! I played for 70hrs?
Maybe not the "best MMO"... but damn I love it.
*I was going to fix it, but y'all can keep laughing... Lockpicks*
A highly realistic game. Spawned as a half naked man in the starting dungeon. Want to get the tutorial over with as soon as possible, so I rush through it and don't open any chests . Five minutes later I get to the first city as a half naked man without any clothes. Other players stop to look at me. They shake their roleplaying heads. They throw money at me. "Buy some clothes!". I start dancing. They throw more money at me. More roleplaying fanatics come over. They clap for me. I continue dancing. Even more money is being thrown. I am Lockmort, naked beggar master of dance, just like in real life. 11/10.
A highly realistic game. Spawned as a half naked man in the starting dungeon. Want to get the tutorial over with as soon as possible, so I rush through it and don't open any chests . Five minutes later I get to the first city as a half naked man without any clothes. Other players stop to look at me. They shake their roleplaying heads. They throw money at me. "Buy some clothes!". I start dancing. They throw more money at me. More roleplaying fanatics come over. They clap for me. I continue dancing. Even more money is being thrown. I am Lockmort, naked beggar master of dance, just like in real life. 11/10.
I must've bought The Elder Scrolls Online: Gamestop Edition by accident because the merchants in this game will buy your weapons for like 10 gold each even if they're selling the same weapon for over 500 gold.
-A girl asks me to talk to her dead boyfriend ghost
-The ghost boyfriend tells me that he never loved her
-I tell her the truth
-She runs away
-A few minutes later I found her ghost crying
10/10 Best game ever
1. Lock-picked a house
2. NPC complained of trespassing
3. Saw a Khajit assassinate said NPC
4. Khajit: "You just witnessed a murder. You saw nothing."
10/10 would witness murder again.
> Buys game
> Is hype
> //Download
> Waits
> Makes breakfast
> Watches TV
> Potty break
> Finishes a novel
> Makes lunch
> Donates blood
> Lays on floor
> Pets fluffy cat
> Goes to work
> Work gets robbed
> Is shocked
> Gets off of work at midnight
> Stops at gas station to buy chocolate milk
> Drinks chocolate milk
> Comes home
> Eats sandwich
> Pajama time
> Goes to bed
> Dreams of unicorns
> Wakes up at noon
> Gets a snack
> Checks computer
> Ready to Launch in Approximately: 1000 hours and 6 minutes
escaped an inter-dimensional prison
spawn at town
see a chiken
kill the chiken
city guard arrest me
he asked me to pay 17 gold
i didn't have enough gold to pay
sentenced to death
10/10 would recommend
Made an Argonian
Named him Harry
You're a lizard Harry.
Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage.
You're a wizard lizard Harry.
Attacked an guard in cold blood.
"You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard"
It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"
10/10
I decided to refresh my review of ESO after a few more hours of game time. One thing I will add is I've NEVER reached max level or even come close (highest character is 22, lol). 200 hours and only level 22? Well I have several characters at 22, but I have so much fun in this game doing other stuff that I tend to neglect my leveling. The main setback is Role-playing. Ive deleted so many characters, and made so many characters just for role-playing. Ive never enjoyed Role-playing until I tried it in ESO. The community has been great for me, so many friendly, interesting, and odd people and characters in this game. In all the MMOs ive played it was a race to the top for me, I'd try to take things slow, enjoy the lore, learn of the world, but I always got bored. But in ESO I have so much fun playing the game that I have never really cared about my level (though lately I've been interested in PVP and plan on finally leveling a class, any suggestions?). In the MMO market, almost all MMOs are about the late game, yet I've managed to have tons of fun in ESO's early game. From quests to RP to community events. I've managed to put in over 200 hours.
Is it the best MMO? That's subjective, none of my RL friends like that game. But I do, and for those people that just want a fun game, I can recommend ESO.
Pardon my English. It's my native language. Americans, amirite?
Oh, Zeni, Could we get a class that doesnt have so many magical effects? I'd love to be a "magicless" warrior! (yes i know of stam builds but there is always that class ability you just cant pass up)
--- Outdated Review ---
Makes character
Starts Questing
Stops Questing and runs around the world
Gets slaughtered by 3 werewolves in Cyrodil.
Keeps exploring
Lickpicks a simple chest
decides to quest again
hits lvl 14
looks at clock
HOLY ****! I played for 70hrs?
Maybe not the "best MMO"... but damn I love it.
*I was going to fix it, but y'all can keep laughing... Lockpicks*
