
Castle Crashers®
Jan 1, 2015
Jan 1, 2015
Jun 16, 2015
Jun 13, 2015
Dec 25, 2014
Nov 17, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Jun 4, 2015
Jun 14, 2015
May 7, 2018
Dec 17, 2014
Jun 30, 2020
Dec 19, 2018
Mar 3, 2017
Mar 6, 2022
May 27, 2019
Jul 2, 2016
Mar 13, 2015
Nov 15, 2014
Sep 1, 2020
Jun 14, 2024
May 11, 2021
Jun 30, 2017
Nov 24, 2014
Jun 3, 2024

76561198084240320

Recommended11 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
76561198084240320

Recommended11 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
76561198045824685

Recommended16 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
I'm not gonna lie, my first kiss was in this game :P Update: 3 years already and people still think this review is funny (=^.^=). Thanks for all the love guys!
928 votes funny
76561198003484413

Recommended16 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
Buy it!
Oh, you already have it?
Buy it for your friends!
Oh, they've got it too?
Buy it for your dog!
781 votes funny
76561198114472567

Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
10/10 Would ride pooping deer again.
437 votes funny
76561198084054568

Recommended23 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Killed my friend for a clown.
11/10
392 votes funny
76561198064880723

Recommended24 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
It's like Skyrim but with sandwiches. 10/10
329 votes funny
76561198055180697

Recommended10 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Do you like?
- Brutally slaughtering your friends to get a kiss?
- Making people explode?
- Poop jokes?
- General hilarity?
- Sandwiches that not only taste great, but also are packed with steriods?
278 votes funny
76561198088272211

Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
A game that allows you to mash the buttons like an angry kid.
276 votes funny
76561198064547525

Recommended42 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
God, this game is basically Dark Souls and Kidz Bop having a child.
11/10
259 votes funny
76561198398678142

Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
This game allowed me to beat the crap out of my friends to kiss a girl. 10/10
247 votes funny
76561198148603626

Recommended6 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Just like playing RPG Game (Dark Souls, Dragon Age, ect.) with Pyrovision Goggles
10/10 for Kawaii Knight
242 votes funny
76561198354800774

Recommended0 hrs played
it's fun if you have friends
refunded since i don't have friends lol
214 votes funny
76561198037920209

Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Ahh. Good choice. I bought this game for a friend when it came out, for his birthday. I never sent it to him.
177 votes funny
76561198115170658

Recommended2 hrs played
if you come to see review about the game you're in the wrong place. but if you come to see fried rice recipe you come to the right place.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups enriched white rice
- 4 cups water
- 2/3 cup chopped baby carrots
- 1/2 cup frozen green peas
- 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
- 2 eggs
- soy sauce to taste
- sesame oil, to taste (optional)
Directions:
1. In a saucepan, combine rice and water. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
2. In a small saucepan, boil carrots in water about 3 to 5 minutes. Drop peas into boiling water, and drain.
3. Heat wok over high heat. Pour in oil, then stir in carrots and peas; cook about 30 seconds. Crack in eggs, stirring quickly to scramble eggs with vegetables. Stir in cooked rice. Shake in soy sauce, and toss rice to coat. Drizzle with sesame oil, and toss again.
160 votes funny
76561199087577802

Recommended21 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
No Princess Kisses?
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156 votes funny
76561198170884951

Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
4 white knights on a quest to find coochie
156 votes funny
76561198236556532

Recommended7 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
Before I play:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
154 votes funny
76561198055801565

Recommended34 hrs played (19 hrs at review)
I killed my friends to kiss the princess but she was a fucking crazy clown !
11/10 would kill'em again.
149 votes funny
76561198070061659

Recommended5 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
i ate a sandwich and i turned into the hulk
10.5/10
138 votes funny
76561198219429475

Not Recommended8284 hrs played (1496 hrs at review)
this game ruined my life
137 votes funny
76561198992804232

Recommended9 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
you can kiss women
(i've never kissed in real life)
132 votes funny
76561198282008479

Not Recommended5 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
friend let me kiss the last princess.
116 votes funny
76561198056526892

Recommended14 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
An accurate depiction of the Third Crusade
111 votes funny
76561198042904356

Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
didnt even crash a single castle wtf m80s
98 votes funny
76561198145078436

Recommended19 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
only enjoyable if you hate castles and want to crash them
93 votes funny
Castle Crashers®
Jan 1, 2015
Jan 1, 2015
Jun 16, 2015
Jun 13, 2015
Dec 25, 2014
Nov 17, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014
Jun 4, 2015
Jun 14, 2015
May 7, 2018
Dec 17, 2014
Jun 30, 2020
Dec 19, 2018
Mar 3, 2017
Mar 6, 2022
May 27, 2019
Jul 2, 2016
Mar 13, 2015
Nov 15, 2014
Sep 1, 2020
Jun 14, 2024
May 11, 2021
Jun 30, 2017
Nov 24, 2014
Jun 3, 2024

76561198084240320

Recommended11 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
76561198084240320

Recommended11 hrs played (10 hrs at review)
Got beheaded so that my friend could get laid.
10/10 would wingman again.
1255 votes funny
76561198045824685

Recommended16 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
I'm not gonna lie, my first kiss was in this game :P Update: 3 years already and people still think this review is funny (=^.^=). Thanks for all the love guys!
928 votes funny
76561198003484413

Recommended16 hrs played (13 hrs at review)
Buy it!
Oh, you already have it?
Buy it for your friends!
Oh, they've got it too?
Buy it for your dog!
781 votes funny
76561198114472567

Recommended1 hrs played (1 hrs at review)
10/10 Would ride pooping deer again.
437 votes funny
76561198084054568

Recommended23 hrs played (16 hrs at review)
Killed my friend for a clown.
11/10
392 votes funny
76561198064880723

Recommended24 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
It's like Skyrim but with sandwiches. 10/10
329 votes funny
76561198055180697

Recommended10 hrs played (8 hrs at review)
Do you like?
- Brutally slaughtering your friends to get a kiss?
- Making people explode?
- Poop jokes?
- General hilarity?
- Sandwiches that not only taste great, but also are packed with steriods?
278 votes funny
76561198088272211

Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
A game that allows you to mash the buttons like an angry kid.
276 votes funny
76561198064547525

Recommended42 hrs played (28 hrs at review)
God, this game is basically Dark Souls and Kidz Bop having a child.
11/10
259 votes funny
76561198398678142

Recommended8 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
This game allowed me to beat the crap out of my friends to kiss a girl. 10/10
247 votes funny
76561198148603626

Recommended6 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
Just like playing RPG Game (Dark Souls, Dragon Age, ect.) with Pyrovision Goggles
10/10 for Kawaii Knight
242 votes funny
76561198354800774

Recommended0 hrs played
it's fun if you have friends
refunded since i don't have friends lol
214 votes funny
76561198037920209

Recommended4 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
Ahh. Good choice. I bought this game for a friend when it came out, for his birthday. I never sent it to him.
177 votes funny
76561198115170658

Recommended2 hrs played
if you come to see review about the game you're in the wrong place. but if you come to see fried rice recipe you come to the right place.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups enriched white rice
- 4 cups water
- 2/3 cup chopped baby carrots
- 1/2 cup frozen green peas
- 2 tablespoons vegetable oil
- 2 eggs
- soy sauce to taste
- sesame oil, to taste (optional)
Directions:
1. In a saucepan, combine rice and water. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
2. In a small saucepan, boil carrots in water about 3 to 5 minutes. Drop peas into boiling water, and drain.
3. Heat wok over high heat. Pour in oil, then stir in carrots and peas; cook about 30 seconds. Crack in eggs, stirring quickly to scramble eggs with vegetables. Stir in cooked rice. Shake in soy sauce, and toss rice to coat. Drizzle with sesame oil, and toss again.
160 votes funny
76561199087577802

Recommended21 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
No Princess Kisses?
⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
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156 votes funny
76561198170884951

Recommended6 hrs played (6 hrs at review)
4 white knights on a quest to find coochie
156 votes funny
76561198236556532

Recommended7 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
Before I play:
\\ _
\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
< ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
After I played:
/フフ ム`ヽ
/ ノ) ) ヽ
/ | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく \ /
丶_ ノ 。 ノ、 。|/
`ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
丶  ̄ _人'彡)
154 votes funny
76561198055801565

Recommended34 hrs played (19 hrs at review)
I killed my friends to kiss the princess but she was a fucking crazy clown !
11/10 would kill'em again.
149 votes funny
76561198070061659

Recommended5 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
i ate a sandwich and i turned into the hulk
10.5/10
138 votes funny
76561198219429475

Not Recommended8284 hrs played (1496 hrs at review)
this game ruined my life
137 votes funny
76561198992804232

Recommended9 hrs played (5 hrs at review)
you can kiss women
(i've never kissed in real life)
132 votes funny
76561198282008479

Not Recommended5 hrs played (4 hrs at review)
friend let me kiss the last princess.
116 votes funny
76561198056526892

Recommended14 hrs played (14 hrs at review)
An accurate depiction of the Third Crusade
111 votes funny
76561198042904356

Recommended3 hrs played (3 hrs at review)
didnt even crash a single castle wtf m80s
98 votes funny
76561198145078436

Recommended19 hrs played (17 hrs at review)
only enjoyable if you hate castles and want to crash them
93 votes funny